apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

posted 7 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 51,497 notes - via / origreblog
posted 7 hours agoJuly 23, 2014 with 8,217 notes - via / origreblog

hypotheticalyiff:

orangewave:

a lesbian couple, three gays, a gender queer individual, and a furry walk into a tv

posted 9 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 1,471 notes - via / origreblog
starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

image

So I decided to try it

image

alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

image

image

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

image

that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

posted 9 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 763,958 notes - via / origreblog
kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

posted 9 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 20,248 notes - via / origreblog

oak23:

If you don’t think the American dub of Sailor moon is a masterpiece then you aren’t no friend of mine

posted 9 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 38,714 notes - via / origreblog

It seems like every time I have the money to get the Persona 3 movie, it’s sold out. I guess that narrows down my big Aniplex Blu-Ray purchase to Bakemonogatari or the second Fate/Zero box set. On one hand, Bakemonogatari is a little older, it’s one of my favourite shows ever, and I’m kinda worried about the current set going out of print, but on the other, I really loved the second half of Fate/Zero and want to watch it again without Hulu’s stupid ads ruining some of the death scenes and the last two episodes. I also want to make some Toonami bumps for it since Bakemonogatari has no chance of ever coming on.
I’m just not sure which one I should get first since no matter which one I get now, I’ll be able to buy the other one in a month or so. I wanted to watch Fate/Zero again on the way down to Florida in a week, but I haven’t seen Bakemonogatari in three or four years.

I’ll have about a hundred dollars left over, so I suppose I’ll grab a few FUNimation titles, some manga, or maybe one of Aniplex’s DVD only shows.

posted 13 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 1 note • reblog
hinivaal:

gotta go past

hinivaal:

gotta go past

posted 14 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 10,177 notes - via / origreblog
posted 14 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 6,781 notes - via / origreblog
kagetoki:

angel beats

kagetoki:

angel beats

posted 14 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 4,157 notes - via / origreblog

(Source: clubic-hebdo)

posted 17 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 45,492 notes - via / origreblog
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beyondthegrandline:

karl-nagisa:

this is the greatest post known to man

(Source: winterdragoon)

posted 20 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 17,635 notes - via / origreblog
gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

posted 20 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 73,548 notes - via / origreblog
mysteryprof:

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

mysteryprof:

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

(Source: beesmygod)

posted 20 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 49,169 notes - via / origreblog

(Source: baddroid)

posted 20 hours agoJuly 22, 2014 with 537 notes - via / origreblog